Imagination, The Childhood Curse

The Department of Health and Human Services issued a series of guidelines Monday designed to help parents curtail their children's boundless imaginations, which child-safety advocates say have the potential to rival motor vehicle accidents and congenital diseases as a leading cause of disability and death among youths ages 3 to 14.

http://www.theonion .com/content/ news/child_ safety_experts_ call_for

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