Gorilla reading a poem entitled Snakes on the motherf- - - ing

If I told you I have a tape of - A Gorilla Reads A Poem - Who do you think the poet would be?

http://www.laist.com/archives/2006/08/17/a_gorilla_reads_a_bukowski_poem.php




Why are people writing haiku about "Snakes on a Plane?"

And why do they all seem to include the word "motherf-----?"

http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/15302305.htm

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