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From today's Plain Dealer: U.S. Marshals haul lion-costumed man to jail Posted by Donna J. Miller June 20, 2007 14:43PM Categories: Breaking News, Crime U.S. Marshals snared a lion Wednesday and hauled him to jail. OK, it wasn't a real lion, but a man wearing a furry costume: James Wagner, 39, of Canonsburg, Pa. Wagner has been running from the law for more than two years, marshals say. He was wanted on charges of raping and impregnating a girl in Pennsylvania. James Wagner Marshals in Pennsylvania received a tip that Wagner was working at a cell phone store on Ohio 91 in Solon. They heard that his job there was to stand outside the store wearing a lion suit and luring people inside. About 12:30 p.m. Wednesday, marshals drove to the store in a car. Sure enough, a lion enthusiastically waved them over. The marshals jumped out of their car and struggled with the lion, until one marshal grabbed the tail. Mission accomplished. One cat in the bag. Story photos here:

The Tortured Lives of Interrogators Veterans of Iraq, N. Ireland and Mideast Share Stark Memories By Laura Blumenfeld Washington Post Staff Writer Monday, June 4, 2007; Page A01 .... Not long ago in Iraq, he felt "absolute power," he said, over men kept in cages. Lagouranis had forced a grandfather to kneel all night in the cold and bombarded others in metal shipping containers with the tape of the self-help parody "Feel This Book: An Essential Guide to Self-Empowerment, Spiritual Supremacy, and Sexual Satisfaction," by comedians Ben Stiller and Janeane Garofalo. ("They hated it," Lagouranis recalled. "Like, 'Please! Just stop that voice!' ") A funny graph from a disturbing article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/03/AR2007060301121.html

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RED {an orchestra} COLLABORATES WITH LOCAL POETS & WRITERS TO CELEBRATE CLEVELAND Jonathan Sheffer debuts "A Red Couch Floating in Lake Erie" symphony to honor city Cleveland, OH (March 12, 2007)—Orchestras are defined in some measure by the musical personalities of their conductors, and Red is no exception. Red {an orchestra}'s final performance for the 2006-2007 season, entitled That Red Guy, will include music composed and arranged by Artistic Director Jonathan Sheffer. "That Red Guy" begins with Sheffer's arrangement of Bach's Well- Tempered Clavier in the minimalist style. The piece is followed by Romp, Sheffer's showy concerto for saxophone and orchestra and features Swedish saxophone soloist Anders Paulsson. "That Red Guy" rounds out the performance with the debut of Sheffer's latest symphony celebrating Cleveland titled A Red Couch Floating in Lake Erie. A Red Couch Floating In Lake Erie beautifully fuses a symphony of singe

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